Four men were anxiously waiting in the hospital while their wives were in labor. After a while, a nurse came out to speak to the first soon-to-be dad. She beamed and said, “Congratulations! Your wife just delivered twins!” The man’s jaw dropped. “You’re kidding! That’s unbelievable—I’m an employee of the Minnesota Twins!”
A short time later, the nurse returned to update the second man. “Great news—you’re the father of triplets!” He blinked in shock before replying, “What are the odds? I work for 3M!”
Upon hearing this, the third man jumped up in excitement. “This is incredible! I have a job at the Four Seasons Hotel!”
Meanwhile, the fourth man had begun banging his head repeatedly against the wall. Concerned, the nurse hurried over. “Sir, what’s wrong? Do you have a terrible headache?” He groaned, “No… I’m panicking. I’m employed at 7UP!”
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